SWELL'S SOLILOQUY.
I don't appwove this hawid waw;Those 'dweadful bannahs hawt my eyes;And guns and dwums are such a baw, —Why don't the pawties compwamise?
Of cawce, the twoilet has its chawms;But why must all the vulgah cwowdPawsist in spawting unifawms,
In cullaws so extwemely loud?
And then the ladies -- pwecious deahs ! —I mawk the change on ev'wy bwow;Bai Jove! I weally have my feahs
They wathah like the hawid waw!
To heah the chawming cweatures talk,
Like patwons of the bloody wing,Of waw and all its dawtv wawk, —
It doesn't seem a pwappah thing!
I called at Mrs. Gweene's last night,
To see her niece. Miss Mawy Hertz,And found her making — cwushing sight! --The weddest kind of flannel shirts!
Of cawce I wose and sought the daw,With fewy flashing from my eyes!I can't appwove this hawid waw ; --Why don't the pawties compwamise ?
Illustration Civil War Union Envelope, Caricature of a "Southern Gentleman", from the Library of Congress Collection |
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